If you are looking for Jason Wheeler who lives in Oxfordshire UK, then you can contact me further on jason@jasonwheeler.com
If you are looking for my web programming business, then please visit JW Consultancy
Some Daft Anecdotes ....
"Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile when you push them down a flight of stairs"
"The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, 'people without lives.' We don't care. We have each other..."
"There are 10 types of people who know binary..... those who do, and those who don't...."
"I have a foolproof plan to live forever. So far it's working. "
"When I die, I want 2 go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep ---not screaming, like the passengers in his car.!!!!"
"Never hold a cat and a hairdryer at the same time!"
"Staple guns: Because duct tape can't make that 'kaCHUNK' noise. "
"Friends help you move furniture. Real friends help you move bodies."